Lost is Found...

Stuck in my head forever...

*Seriously? Grow a pair...~me
*Dust my house twice a year whether it needs it or not. ~unknown
*It's been lovely but I have to scream now. ~unknown
*Awww, another Whiners Club meeting already??? ~Whiner
*Never, never, never give up." ~Churchill
*Healing doesn't mean the damage never existed it means the effects of the damage no longer controls our lives. ~unknown
*Every old crow thinks her chicks are the blackest. ~unknown
*Hating her seems to generate a bit too much heat. ~me
*Me pretending to listen should be enough for you. ~Happy Bunny
*You don't really get ready. It's just your turn. ~Ty Murray
*I know how you feel. I just don't care. ~Happy Bunny
*Beauty fades. Dumb is forever. ~Judge Judy
*It's good enough for who it's for. ~J. Cooley
*For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
*If you're hungry enough you'll eat anything. ~Dad
*If you don't vote you can't bitch! ~Dad
*Because I said so, that's why! ~Mom
*I have been driven many times upon my knees by the overwhelming conviction that I had nowhere else to go. ~Abraham Lincoln
*If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right. ~Henry Ford
*It is what it is. ~unknown
*Be nice or go home. ~unknown
*I didn't say it was YOUR FAULT. I said I was going to BLAME YOU. ~unknown
*Does your face hurt? It's killing me! ~Jan Muto
*Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss
*If you quit looking, you'll find it. ~Uncle Bob
*When in doubt, turn right. ~Grampa Ky
*Struggle as hard as you can for whatever you believe in. ~ fortune cookie
*You can't fix stupid. ~Ron White
*Enjoy the little things in life... for one day you'll look back and realize they were the big things. ~Robert Brault
*Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul, and sings the tune -- without the words, and never stops at all. ~Emily Dickinson
*Even when liars tell the truth, they are never believed. The liar will lie once, twice, and then perish whan (s)he tells the truth. ~Aesop
*If you always tell the truth you never have to remember anything. ~Mark Twain
*Whatever your are, be a good one. ~Abe Lincoln

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Lost is Found...

Me to Biker Dude: "Since you didn't get a chance to watch LOST last night I recorded it for you. Would you like to watch it while I'm on the computer?"

Biker Dude to Me: "Sure. I'll watch LOST if you'll find it for me."

I laughed so hard I thought I was going to hurt myself! He wasn't even trying to be funny - what a dork!

2 comments:

The Zieglers said...: HAHA! He's always good for a good laugh!; February 27, 2009 at 12:21 PM
The Greenwalds said...: Sounds like a typical conversation at your house! You guys always make me laugh. LOL; March 5, 2009 at 10:15 PM